Showing posts with label Recipes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Recipes. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Garlic Cheese Bread:

Wanted to post a quick recipe before getting on the the portrait I'm about to start on.  I've got a lot of art projects I'm doing and the next one up is to knock out a portrait for a family friend of a very old pitbull named Sarah.  So DOG PORTRAITS!!!  YES!!!!  I get to paint an animal!!! I will start a separate post for the pictures.

But first, I made this tonight and OH MY GOD. This one's for the records.  There's a million youtube, or facebook or whatever recipes out there for cheese bread, the kind that you cut crossways and pull apart after you bake it.  Well I just used my own stuff and threw this together.  There may be some recipes out there that may even be nearly the same to mine but I was just winging it and wasn't using anyone's recipe in particular.  But I did remember the ingredients and wanna write this down before I forget it mostly.  I REALLY don't wanna forget this one!

I picked up a $1.00 loaf of french bread at Walmart.  just the kind they sell all the time in the brown wrapper and the plastic inside bag. Any bread will do.  Now this is exactly what I did. 

Placed Bread on aluminum foil on a baking sheet. No need to grease it. Just place it. Use a big piece of foil so it's big enough to wrap around the loaf for baking. 
  • A whole bulb of fresh Garlic, [approximately 10 cloves or so]. Smash, Peel, and dice up very fine.
  • 1 Stick of Butter [butter preferred but honestly I think I used Margarine] soften in Microwave a bit
  • Dried Parsley Flakes  Approximately 2 or 3 full teaspoons
  • Dried Italian Seasoning, Approximately 2 or 3 full teaspoons
  • Sprinkle of Dehydrated Onion Flakes  Again a couple teaspoons or more, It doesn't matter
  • Dried Oregano 2  full teaspoons or so.  Really I just shake the bottle till what I like to say is enough is in the bowl. 
  • 1 big dollup [ about 1/4 cup] of Sour Cream
  • 1 big dollup [about 1/4 cup]  Mayonaise   (Again it really doesn't matter the exact amounts. It's whatever you like and how much. It's just a topping.)
  • About a cup of Mozzarella shredded cheese.
Mix it all up in a bowl with a fork.  It will be a really thick paste consistency.  Set in the fridge for about an hour at least.  I made mine a few hours before I made the bread. So the flavors go through it as it chills.  Then take it out of the fridge and soften it in the microwave a little just until it's a little warm and you can spread it.  It's best to use your hands. Cut the bread diagonally one way then cut it the opposite direction but don't go all the way through to the bottom.  Just leave it in cubes that are still attached at the bottom.  Like a blooming onion kind of.  Then take the filling and pack it all though the cut bread.  It's messy, but that's what soap and hot water is for.  Make sure you slather it all over the bread and all though it cram it in the cracks and in between each section.  Then wrap the aluminum foil around it and bake it in a hot oven at 370 degrees for about 20 to 25 minutes.  When you take it out,  You got THIS!




Friday, June 5, 2015

Ice Cream! * Only 2 Ingredients! * No Ice Cream Maker:

Oh yeah,  I'm not kidding!  

Make your own Ice cream with only two ingredients and you don't need an ice cream maker.  No rock salt. No Ice. No bucket. No turning a handle for hours. No noisy machine. lol 
I can't believe I never knew how to do this before. 
Ok, I've found the best tasting Ice Cream ever! I make my own ice cream now.  I don't think I will ever buy pre-made processed ice cream from the stores again.  Unless it's a flavor I can't live without, you know like, Birthday Cake or something.  lol  but I think I can make that myself to!

Anyway, the best part about this is it's completely natural and doesn't have any preservatives or weird crap added to it, and you know how your ice cream is always getting funky smelling if you keep it too long in the freezer? Freezer burn?  ok, I feel like such an idiot. I didn't know you could do this. I always thought you needed a bucket maker and the ice, and tons of salt and you have to get the mix, and wait and even when you finished it was always kinda runny or when it froze  solid it had too much ice throughout.....because it was too runny.  Anyway, there's a much easier way to make Ice cream and it tastes better than any  ice cream you could get from a store.  I was shocked. 

Ok, without further rambling here goes. 

You need: 

Heavy Whipping Cream (1 quart sized container)
(even though I have a pint sized container pictured, get a QUART)

1 can of Sweetened Condensed Milk (I prefer the Fat Free)

And that's basically it, though you may wanna add a splash of Vanilla. I didn't bother to include that as a 3rd ingredient because most people have Vanilla extract in their kitchen cabinet.  But a teaspoon or so of Vanilla is also something you'd really want, so say 3 ingredient ice cream then. lol

Ok, now this is not a requirement but it's a good idea all the same.  Common sense tells us you'll need something to put it in anyway, but try these.  
This is the GLAD containers you can get at any store, or Walmart is where I got mine.  This comes in a pack of three, and it's about the size that would hold a half gallon sized amount of Ice Cream.  Any sealable container would work though. 

OK, make sure your Heavy Whipping Cream (not half and half) is cold.  It wouldn't hurt to chill the can of Sweetened Condensed milk either though I didn't with mine. Just left it room temp. Makes it easier to pour.  
pour half of the quart of cream into a bowl and with your hand mixer or whatever mixer you use, mix it up until it forms stiff peaks.  It takes about 5 minutes or so. Just whip the cream til it turns into whipped cream topping. It does it on it's own.  Just beat it til it's thick. Now, dump your whole can of Sweetened Condensed Milk into the whipped cream and blend it until it's all mixed. Nothing fancy, just make sure it's mixed. Add your splash of Vanilla, and Boom! DONE!
Dump it into the container and set it in the freezer and in a few short hours, Vanilla Ice Cream! That's all you have to do.  No more mixing, no taking it back out and stirring or anything else.  just whip up the cream, add the milk, splash of vanilla to taste and that's it. Freeze it and it's ice cream.
 
Now, this is how I did mine. I made two. One I took Reese's Cups and crumbled them up and stirred them in before freezing. 
Look!

And this is the best one. There is an AMAZING invention out there in stores. I don't know if any of you have discovered this yet, but this has got to be the most amazing invention since sliced bread AND mayo in a jar. It's powdered Peanut Butter.  I'm not kidding.  Powdered freakin Peanut Butter! When I saw it I cracked up laughing.  I said, "What are you supposed to do with this?  Snort it?"  Out of curiosity I bought it. I thought this stuff must taste like crap.  Like most powdered or dehydrated stuff does.  No way! This stuff taste exactly like Peanut Butter.  You just add water and mix up however much you want. Only it's not greasy like Peanut Butter is in a jar. No floating oil puddle in the jar.  And this is the best part.  I made Peanut Butter flavored Butter Cream cake frosting with it and it mixed up light smooth and fluffy. It tasted like peanut butter mouse frosting it was so smooth and fluffy.  You know how making peanut butter cake icing is all heavy, grainy, and so dense it 's impossible to spread?  Not this stuff. This is the best invention for using Peanut butter ever.  I noticed it disappeared from the PB shelves at Walmart only to find it again the other night in the overstock section. God, I hope they aren't discontinuing this stuff because people were too afraid to try it.  It's the best stuff on earth. 
And i see it's 85% less fat calories which is an even bigger bonus because this tastes nothing like diet Peanut butter.  Ok, so what I did for my other Ice cream was after mixing the batch up, I took a few large spoonfuls in a smaller bowl and added some of the peanut butter powder to it.  Didn't mix it into PB first.  just added the naked powder to the ice cream mix.  Stirred it all up til it was smooth. Then returned it back to the ice cream and swirled it around.  Peanut Butter Swirl Ice Cream!

The possibilities are endless with this simple recipe. You can add cocoa powder and make your own chocolate. Add a swirl of Hershey's syrup in either chocolate, strawberry, or caramel.  Any candy bars or cookies crushed up.  Mix up some coffee extra strong and add it to the whipping cream. I also thought that you can cut the sweetened condensed milk by half a can and add some greek yogurt to cut down on the sweetness and make it even healthier because even with fat free Sweetened Condensed milk and no extra sugar, it's really sweet ice cream.  You can add granola or fruit to it. Strawberries, mango, take some banana to a blender and add that for banana ice cream.  With summer coming up and as simple as it is and also with it being so organic and pure, no preservatives, it's a cool idea.  Plus, with 1 quart of Heavy cream, and 2 cans of Sweetened Condensed milk, you've got a whole gallon's worth pretty much of Ice Cream.
Have Fun!

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The Ultimate SIMPLE Softest Cookie recipe:

Softest SIMPLE Cookie Recipe Ever!

All you need:

Any boxed cake mix (lemon, Strawberry, or the Key Lime limited edition is good)
1 Egg (slightly beaten in a bowl)
1 regular 8 oz size tub of Cool Whip
some powdered sugar (optional)

Preheat Oven to 350

Combine the bag of cake mix, in a bowl. Add one slightly beaten egg, and a tub of cool whip. That's it!  Spray a cookie sheet with PAM and take a spoonful of dough and what I do is just dip the top of the spoonful into powdered sugar and carefully rake it off the spoon with a butter knife onto the sheet and bake for 10 minutes. You can also just drop the spoonfulls of dough into the sugar and roll them in it that way but it makes them so sugary and chalky all over they make a mess when you store them.  I like just the top in the powdered sugar.  Anyway, when they bake the suface will crackle and the lemon ones show yellow cracks on the white sugary top.  They almost look like they're covered in snow. They're light and chewy and almost have the consistancy of Little Debbie cookies.   This Christmas we made, Lemon, Butter Pecan, Red Velvet (AWESOME bright red with the white sugar on top for Christmas), Chocolate, Strawberry, Key Lime, and Pumpkin.  You can also take yellow butter cake mix and add chocolate chips for soft chocolate chip cookies.  Carrot cake or Spice cake mix with raisons or butterscotch chips.  Endless possibilities.  And all you need is cake mix, cool whip, and an egg.  Powdered sugar optional.  But the lemon ones are the bomb. Everyone loves the lemon ones.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Awesome Instant cake in one minute recipe:

This works!  This is a recipe for a 1 minute single serve cake.
All you need is:

1 box of any flavor of cake mix, (I used devil's food chocolate)
1 box of Angel Food cake mix  (1 of the two MUST be Angel Food cake)
 That's it.  Mix the two boxes of Cake mix together in an air-tight storage container and store it forever like that. Just make sure they're mixed evenly.  Then whenever you want a single cupcake sized piece of cake, just Add 3 Tablespoons of the mix to 2 Tablespoons of water in a regular coffee mug, and microwave for 1 minute.  Just ONE MINUTE.  You've got cooked cake.
The best thing to do is to dump two of the cakes in a bowl and top while hot with hot fudge ice cream topping and presto, you've got a molten lava fudge cake.  You can top with ice cream or anything.   Instant cake, whenever you want it.  You don't have to bake an entire cake, you don't have to waste an entire cake .
3 Tablespoons Mix
2 Tablespoons Water
Mix in a coffee cup
Microwave 1 Min.

CAKE!